Quotes from the "Discworld" novels
fortune-discworld is a collection of quotes from the “Discworld” novels by Terry Pratchett
To install these fortunes, copy the .dat file to your fortunes directory (possibly
/usr/games/lib/fortunes). To use it, simply type:
Guillaume Rousse maintains a Mandrake package of this fortune collection at the Penguin Liberation Front.
English Burger Lords managed to take any American fast food virtues (the
speed with which your food was delivered, for example) and carefully remove
them; your food arrived after half an hour, at room temperature, and it was
only because of the strip of warm lettuce between them that you could
distinguish the burger from the bun. The Burger Lord pathfinder salesmen
had been shot 25 minutes after setting foot in France.
-- (Terry Pratchett & Neil Gaiman, Good Omens)