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"The Simpsons" chalkboard openings

fortune-simpsons-chalkboard is a collection of Bart Simpson's chalkboard-writings from the opening credits of episodes of the television show “The Simpsons”, packaged up for use with the fortune program.

To install these fortunes, copy the .dat file to your fortunes directory (possibly /usr/games/lib/fortunes). To use it, simply type: fortune chalkboard

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The rpm's were packaged by Ivan Brunello

I DID NOT LEARN EVERYTHING I NEED TO KNOW IN KINDERGARTEN
I DID NOT LEARN EVERYTHING I NEED TO KNOW IN KINDERGARTEN
I DID NOT LEARN EVERYTHING I NEED TO KNOW IN KINDERGARTEN
I DID NOT LEARN EVERYTHING I NEED TO KNOW IN KINDERGARTEN

Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 3F23

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