electronic brain surgery since 2001

Quotes from the "Discworld" novels

fortune-discworld is a collection of quotes from the “Discworld” novels by Terry Pratchett

To install these fortunes, copy the .dat file to your fortunes directory (possibly /usr/games/lib/fortunes). To use it, simply type: fortune discworld

Download: fortune-discworld.tgz

Guillaume Rousse maintains a Mandrake package of this fortune collection at the Penguin Liberation Front.

'I'm a raven, aren't I?' it said. 'One of the few birds who speak. The first thing people say is, oh, you're a raven, go on, say the N word... If I had a penny for every time that's happened, I'd-'
(Soul Music)