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Quotes from the "Discworld" novels

fortune-discworld is a collection of quotes from the “Discworld” novels by Terry Pratchett

To install these fortunes, copy the .dat file to your fortunes directory (possibly /usr/games/lib/fortunes). To use it, simply type: fortune discworld

Download: fortune-discworld.tgz

Guillaume Rousse maintains a Mandrake package of this fortune collection at the Penguin Liberation Front.

WHO KNOWS WHAT EVIL LURKS IN THE HEART OF MEN?
The Death of Rats looked up from the feast of potato.
SQUEAK, he said.
Death waved a hand dismissively. WELL, YES, OBVIOUSLY *ME*, he said. I JUST WONDERED IF THERE WAS ANYONE ELSE.
(The Truth)