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Quotes from the "Discworld" novels

fortune-discworld is a collection of quotes from the “Discworld” novels by Terry Pratchett

To install these fortunes, copy the .dat file to your fortunes directory (possibly /usr/games/lib/fortunes). To use it, simply type: fortune discworld

Download: fortune-discworld.tgz

Guillaume Rousse maintains a Mandrake package of this fortune collection at the Penguin Liberation Front.

In Ghat they believe in vampire watermelons, although folklore is silent
about *what* they believe about vampire watermelons. Possibly they suck
back.
(Carpe Jugulum)