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Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy

This is a collection of quotes from Douglas Adams' famous “Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy”.

To install these fortunes, copy the .dat file to your fortunes directory (possibly /usr/games/lib/fortunes). To use it, simply type: fortune hitchhiker

Download: fortune-hitchhiker.tgz (Last Update 2005-06-11)

Guillaume Rousse maintains a Mandrake package of this fortune collection at the Penguin Liberation Front.

BOOK What to do if you find yourself stuck in a crack in
the ground
underneath a giant boulder you can't move, with no
hope of
rescue. Consider how lucky you are that life has
been good to
you so far. Alternatively, if life hasn't been good
to you so
far, which given your current circumstances seems
more likely,
consider how lucky you are that it won't be
troubling you much
longer.

-- Comforting advice for Ford and Arthur in this current
situation, Fit the Eighth.

Freshmeat

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