BOOK What to do if you find yourself stuck in a crack in
the ground
underneath a giant boulder you can't move, with no
hope of
rescue. Consider how lucky you are that life has
been good to
you so far. Alternatively, if life hasn't been good
to you so
far, which given your current circumstances seems
more likely,
consider how lucky you are that it won't be
troubling you much
longer.

-- Comforting advice for Ford and Arthur in this current
situation, Fit the Eighth.