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Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy

This is a collection o' quotes from Douglas Adams' famous “Hitchhikers Guide t' th' Galaxy”.

To install these fortunes, copy th' .dat file t' yer fortunes directory (possibly /usr/games/lib/fortunes). To use it, simply type: fortune hitchhiker

Download: fortune-hitchhiker.tgz (Last Update 2005-06-11)

Guillaume Rousse maintains a Mandrake package o' this fortune collection at th' Penguin Liberation Front.

"Arthur hoped and prayed that there wasn't an afterlife.
Then he realised there was a contradiction there and merely
hoped that there wasn't an afterlife."

-- Arthur realising that he's in a certain death situation
with a supernova bomb that is shaped like a cricket ball.

Freshmeat

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