electronic brain surgery since 2001

Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy

This is a collection of quotes from Douglas Adams' famous “Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy”.

To install these fortunes, copy the .dat file to your fortunes directory (possibly /usr/games/lib/fortunes). To use it, simply type: fortune hitchhiker

Download: fortune-hitchhiker.tgz (Last Update 2005-06-11)

Guillaume Rousse maintains a Mandrake package of this fortune collection at the Penguin Liberation Front.

BOOK There is a theory which states that if ever anyone
exactly what the Universe is for and why it is
here, it will
instantly disappear and be replaced by something
even more
bizarrely inexeplicable.
There is another theory which states that this has
already happened.

-- Introduction to Fit the Seventh.