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"The Simpsons" chalkboard openings

fortune-simpsons-chalkboard is a collection of Bart Simpson's chalkboard-writings from the opening credits of episodes of the television show “The Simpsons”, packaged up for use with the fortune program.

To install these fortunes, copy the .dat file to your fortunes directory (possibly /usr/games/lib/fortunes). To use it, simply type: fortune chalkboard

Download:

The rpm's were packaged by Ivan Brunello

FIVE DAYS IS NOT TOO LONG TO WAIT FOR A GUN
FIVE DAYS IS NOT TOO LONG TO WAIT FOR A GUN
FIVE DAYS IS NOT TOO LONG TO WAIT FOR A GUN
FIVE DAYS IS NOT TOO LONG TO WAIT FOR A GUN

Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 1F20

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#fm(fortune-simpsons-chalkboard)#

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