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Quotes from "Star Wars"

fortune-starwars is a collection of quotes from the movies “Star Wars”, “The Empire Strikes Back”, and “Return Of The Jedi”. It is meant for use with the fortune program. It does not contain quotes from Episodes One to Three, because I don't really like them.

To install these fortunes, copy the .dat file to your fortunes directory (possibly /usr/games/lib/fortunes). To use it, simply type: fortune starwars

Download: fortune-starwars.tgz

Yoda:
I am wondering, why are you here?
Luke Skywalker:
I'm looking for someone.
Yoda:
Looking? Found someone, you have, I would say, hmmm?
Luke Skywalker:
Right...
Yoda:
Help you I can. Yes, mmmm.
Luke Skywalker:
I don't think so. I'm looking for a great warrior.
Yoda:
Ohhh! Great warrior! laughs and shakes his head Wars
not make one great!